Sarcastic. Occasionally political.

Wear the argument.
Skip starting it.

For the chronically opinionated. Shirts and hoodies that say the thing everyone's already thinking.

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The collection

Original slogans on soft, wearable blanks. Printed on demand, shipped fresh, sold on Etsy.

Make America Pumpkin Spice Again Tee

Make America Pumpkin Spice Again Tee

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Mildly Feral

Mildly Feral

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Mildly Feral

Mildly Feral

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Mildly Feral

Mildly Feral

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We Have Seasons and Women's Rights

We Have Seasons and Women's Rights

from $26.99
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We Have Seasons and Women's Rights

We Have Seasons and Women's Rights

from $42.99
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We Have Seasons and Women's Rights

We Have Seasons and Women's Rights

from $27.99
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We Have Seasons and Women's Rights Tee

We Have Seasons and Women's Rights Tee

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About the shop

Siobhan Knight makes shirts and hoodies for people who have Opinions and aren't especially interested in keeping them to themselves.

It started with a simple observation. The best moments happen when someone finally says the thing everyone's already thinking. So we started putting those things on wearable shirts and hoodies. The puns, the hot takes, the "I can't believe this still needs to be said out loud" commentary.

Some of it's political. Some of it's just wordplay that makes music teachers laugh and everyone else slowly nod. What you're actually paying for is the writing. If a design doesn't make us laugh, it doesn't go up.

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From the blog

Opinions about opinions. Occasionally useful.

Why we print opinions

There is a specific kind of silence that happens when everyone in the room is thinking the same thing and nobody wants to be the o…

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How to pick a shirt that starts something

Rule one. The best slogan is the one you would actually say out loud, just louder and in bolder type. If you would mutter it at a …

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Print on demand, no fluff

Here is the honest version, because you deserve it. These shirts are printed on demand. That means when you order, your item gets …

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